Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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