I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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