It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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