I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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