Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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