Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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