Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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