I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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