I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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