OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
