I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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