butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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