Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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