so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We had sex on a dog bed..
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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