I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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