I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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