I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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