I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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