He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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