Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
