I'm lost and stupid without you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she peed on how many people?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
