I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
