My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
