so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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