This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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