operation harelip BJ is a go
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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