Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize