Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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