love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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