they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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