I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
