My brain says no but my pants say off.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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