no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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