He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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