i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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