Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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