she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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