To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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