Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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