we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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