So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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