it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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