just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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