I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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