She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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