I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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