I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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