Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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