can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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