Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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