Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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