That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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