i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
