my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I need to calm my uterus...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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