Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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