is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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