This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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